We expect no less.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Half Man, Half Ass
Us Magazine reports that Alex Rodriguez has two commissioned paintings hanging in his bedroom depicting him as a centaur.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
It Only Sucks To Be Them
According to CNNMoney, these jobs are best at combining high stress and low pay:
1. Social worker
2. Special events coordinator
3. Parole officer
4. News reporter
5. Music ministry director
If your job isn't on the list, stop bitching and get back to work.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Sugar Shock
Monday, November 9, 2009
Sammy Sosa's Reputation Will Never Be As White As His Skin
Friday, November 6, 2009
Finally -- bottle-nose pliers I can wear on my arm
Things that could go wrong while wearing The Tool Bandit, "the all-purpose magnetic tool organizer that you can wear on your arm."
* Pointy objects worn on your arm easily forgotten when you scratch your nose.
* High-powered magnets erase laptop hard drives that you happen to walk near.
* Chance of being mistaken for a handy Nazi.
(Hat tip: John Urban.)
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Mommy's Little Shoe Fetishist
According to Yahoo!, baby luxuries are going out of style. Mainly because no one can afford them.
Boo hoo, then, to designer Marc Jacobs, who's losing sales on his $195 Mary Jane baby shoes.
... Maybe this recession isn't such a bad thing.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
We're Just Saying
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