Undercover Angel

Here's a little magic trick for you:

David Copperfield +

Superlash mascara +

A trip to Hot Topic =

Criss Angel. Did we mindfreak you out?

Why wreck a perfectly good piece of corporate art?

It's one thing as a developer to plop down a piece of corporate art in front of a parking structure.



But it's quite another to offer the following quote, with attribution: " The land is my canvas, the backhoe my paintbrush." -Developer T. Wall


Probably better just stick to hacking up greenspace.

Brothers who spit together fit together

Some people define "brotherhood" by family ties.

Others say a brother is a kindred soul.

And at skoalbrotherhood.com, it's defined by the cancer-chew you share with the bros you care about most.

[Warning: This site has the most Draconian age-verification system we've ever encountered.  No virtual chaw for you, Junior!]

If we R rlly gutsy

Hulk Hogan:  Yo maniacs.  What are your favorite letters?  Currently mine are C & J. Or .... maybe J & C?

Jimmy Fallon:  Do you guys ever "power nap"?

Pete Yorn:  re-grouting bathroom tiles

Demi Moore:  If we R rlly gutsy we'd find sum 1 that we have friction w/& say hello 2 them.

Miley Cyrus:  Ryan Seacrest is wayyyyyyy creeeeeeeepyyyy!

Busy Bodies

Everyone knows a Busy Person -- the frantic, overwhelmed, "I can't believe I've taken on all these monumental tasks" person.

Busy Person wants you to know two things:

1. They need a lot of attention and care. Because they're so Busy.

2. They are a lot busier than you could every hope to be, lazy ass.

We recommend you get these people out of your life immediately.

This blows and blows and blows

Leaf blowers are undeniably handy, but you don't need to stand out there for six hours blaring the thing until every last leaf is off your yard.

We bet somewhere in that garage of yours is a novel tool called a rake. It wouldn't kill you to use it a little.

It's not easy being Green Porno

Isabella Rossellini's Sundance Channel show "Green Porno" tells you all you need to know about the sex life of bugs.

Admit it.  You were curious.

We can't decide what disturbs us more:  That aphids are getting more action than we are ... or our arousal at watching Isabella get busy with a praying mantis.