You've been bluffed

You're a serious poker player, we can tell by your sunglasses.

So serious in fact that you purchased them at pokerarmor.com, where they explain their philosophy as follows:

"It is inspired by the poker pioneer and then molded to those who wish to express themselves with style and innovation."

Now you can go sit at that table for six hours with supreme confidence.

Cheerios also turns your biceps into Power-Os

Cheerios says it can lower your cholesterol by 4% in six weeks!

The FDA says (1) that's bullshit, (2) quit advertising your cereal like a drug, and (3) did we mention that's bullshit?

Super Mario Burlesque

Give them credit for knowing what guys will spend money on:  

Devil's Playground in California offers a girlie show featuring strippers dressed (for a while) like favorite video game characters.  

That's Princess Peach from Super Mario Bros., in case you didn't recognize the costume.

Disturbing on so many levels ...

Thanks Dad

No matter what happens Adam...

Your Dad is proud of you.

Gone in a flash

While Adobe Flash has some pretty cool applications, the flash intro isn't one of them.

We'd like the name of the original web designer who decided "When users come to this web site, they'd probably like to sit through a 15-second animation of the logo flying around before they can find that phone number they're looking for."

Let's build a time machine, go back a few years, and slap him around.

All Carrie Prejean, All the Time

Lost in the gay marriage furor was the real reason Carrie Prejean almost lost her Miss California crown:  The discovery that she had posed in her underwear.   For those of you keeping score at home:  

This is wholesome pagaent activity.

This is scandalous exhibitionism.  

Thank God

Miss California Carrie Prejean was allowed to retain her crown this week, despite controversy over the inconsistency between her strong religious views and propensity for posing in her underwear. 

A teary Prejean thanked God (who took a few minutes off from assisting basketball players sink last-second shots) for his role in helping her keep the title.