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Monday, June 1, 2009

Guyliner guidelines


We're going to set a couple guidelines that for a man to acceptably wear eyeliner he needs to either:


A. - Be in a band that has a show within the next four hours.


B.- Have some sort signed endorsement agreement with a mascara company that proves he gets paid to look so silly.

That should about do it. Sorry, no vampire-culture exemptions at this time.