No, Really, Throw It Back

From a marketing point of view, we get the NFL throwback jerseys.

You've already got the new Kyle Orton Broncos gear -- the home jersey, the away jersey, the practice jersey.

But do you have the one that makes him look like Bumblebee Man?

X Marks the Idiot

What you need to know about these new Xbox shoes:

* They do not interface with your Xbox in any way.

* They are not endorsed by Xbox or Nike.

* They cost $2,500.

Start begging your parents, kids.