New Rules for Presidential Addresses

1. If it wouldn't be allowed in a third-grade classroom, it's not allowed during a Presidential speech to Congress.

2. If you accuse someone of lying, you got to back that shit up.

3. If you don't like government-supplied health insurance, please give up yours and give it to someone who does.

So Congress is on to Pet Health Care next, right?

With health care reform looking like it's going in the tank there's absolutely no chance at ever taking a look at Pet Health Care Reform.

Might seen trivial but costs have skyrocketed - it's gotten so bad that pet insurance is now available.

We love the little furry devils but sheesh - and if you're rolling your eyes....until you've had to stick a couple grand in one you don't know what we're talking about - and we pray you never have to find out.