We're SOOOO Wasted, You Guys

HAILEY: We're SOOOOOOO wasted, you guys. No seriously. I'm not even kidding. What?

Someone needs to take our picture. Seriously, right? I know!

ASHLEY: I want to be in the picture, you guys.

BRI: I know, right?

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HAILEY: Woooooooooo!

Hat tip: John Urban

Who's the pretty, half-naked girl in the mirror? ME!

Semi-nude Self-Portrait in the Bathroom Mirror Girl combines a lot of her favorite things into one activity:

* Vanity

* Cell phones

* Camisole purchased at Hot Topic

* Pictures that get a lot of attention on MySpace

We still like these better than Glamour Shots.

Muy Loco

Last year, Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson informed the NFL he was changing his name to Ocho Cinco.  (He wears, of course, #85.)

Now Ocho Cinco has legally changed his name again, this time to the single word "Ochocinco."

You know, like Cher.

Stretch marked

With GM announcing they would not produce Hummer's past 2009 comes hope that will also mean their outrageous limousine counterparts are not long for the road.

There will always be fools willing to shell out for a ride in a limo but they just won't have the option of doing it in the most ostentatious vehicle ever made.

Bigger idiots: West Coast Chopper Guys or Harley poseurs?

Summer's coming but sadly the question probably won't get answered.

It'll end in a dead tie again.

Future's so bright

Not since the days of Jackie Onassis have so many fashion icons donned such massive shades.

Somewhere up there, somebody is smiling.