A Hot Steaming Slice of Putin

Reportedly worried about the muscle being flexed by Western leaders, Russian head honcho Vladmir Putin recently posed for this shirtless candid, ruggedly extending his rod into the waters of international diplomacy.

Well played, sir!

Mr. Obama -- your move?

Blame John Stamos

The problem with a lot of celebrity tell-alls is that the "celebrity" hasn't done a whole hell of a lot.

So give it up for Jodie Sweetin, aspiring author and Stephanie Tanner on Full House.

Like our best child stars, she followed up her television career with an addiction to methadone, coke, and ecstasy.

Like ten years with Bob Saget wouldn't do this to you.