Showing posts with label makes little kids cry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label makes little kids cry. Show all posts

Monday, May 18, 2009

Almost there ... almost there ... DAMMIT!

The crane game is the arcade version of the lottery -- a place to throw away your money with virtually no hope of reward.

What separates the crane game from other time wasters is its unnatural cruelty -- allowing you to pick up the stuffed giraffe and carry it ALMOST to the winner hole before falling safely out of your grasp.

We hate you, crane game.