TIMMY: Mother, may I purchase this Vidalia Chop Wizard? MOTHER: I should say not. Why, it's made from shoddy materials and can't come close to delivering on its multitude of promises.
TIMMY: I disagree. The Vidalia Chop Wizard is a better way to chop vegetables, fruit, cheese and more -- As Seen On TV!
MOTHER: As Seen On TV? Well then, it must be good. We'll take two.
TIMMY (winks): Thanks, television!
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