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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Heidi Montag's Breasts Are Beautiful Art

Heidi Montag's new Playboy nudies are "beautiful art," according to new husband and professional prick Spencer Pratt.

"Not, like, Picasso art -- real beautiful art, you know what I'm saying?" Pratt was saying.

"See her powerful curves. They are powerful!" he told Us Magazine. "It's an honor. I feel like I did something great, like I should get a trophy!"




Keep your trophy, Spence -- we'll take the Picasso.

Hat tip: Noa Azoulay-Sclater