Halloween, just barely sub-Christmas

Halloween has devolved into a commercial free-for-all nearly on par with Christmas.

That isn't any earth-shattering revelation but we're just sad about it. Halloween used to be our favorite holiday, and now its just another reason to get mad at how something fun has been turned crappy.

But go put on your Dog the Bounty Hunter costume and have a great time, we'll be sitting around a fire throwing in Halloween circulars.

Daddy, why is your deodorant so angry?

Old Spice has enlisted the Military Operations Namer from the first Bush administration to label their latest line of long lasting sticks.

No Desert Storm, but you can attack the war zone that is your arm pits with:

Arctic Force!

Pacific Surge!

Mountain Rush!

No word on when the deodorant will pull out of the occupied territory.

(Thanks, John Urban!)