Can we call it a "basement full of guy crap"?

"Man Cave" - This overchuckled piece of the bro-lexicon has now not-suprisingly been appropriated by a multilevel marketing company hustling grilling tools, poker chips and of course, meat. They refer to the gatherings as MEATings.

There's a reason these things are typically in basements --too bad it all didn't stay underground.

Show me the silence

"Monetize", which basically means: Try to get people to pay for something that has no business costing anything.