That College Education Is About To Pay Off Big Time

According to AOL, there's good news on the job front! While you may have been laid off from your job as a stock analyst or physician's assistant, some big companies are hiring today!

Family Dollar, the #1 company on the list, is looking for some assistant store managers. (And this week, you can get a pack of 20 foam cups for only $1!)

Number 2 on the list, Pizza Hut, has plenty of "team member and delivery driver" opportunities available.

That recession was nice while it lasted.

Every Dog Has Its Daybed

Kennels suck, say our dog.

That's why it wants to be booked in one of the several dog resorts replacing traditional boarding joints.

And why not? The dog can choose from:

• Bungalow
• Suite
• Villa
• Ambassador Suite
• Presidential Suite

And after dark, relax with some of the bitches in the Central Bark Lounge.  Our vacation sounds kinda lame in comparison.