Obama's birth certificate: Laugh at the flap about it while driving

We've seen the bumper stickers around, the one's challenging President Obama's legitimacy because he allegedly cannot produce a birth certificate to prove he was born in the U.S..

Never mind this nonsense has been debunked over and over, the latest chapter is now an army reservist living in Florida has challenged his deployment to Iraq over it.

Time to stop cuddling up to Alan Keyes, people - best to dance back there on your bumper with who brought you.

Also the universal call sign for waitresses in distress

Anyone over the eighth-grade level that employs "xoxo" as a signoff might want to rethink how they look in the eyes of regular people who don't spend all day on Facebook or texting.