Because nothing says "freedom" like a semi-automatic weapon
People keep showing up at Obama speeches carrying guns, including a Phoenix dude Monday packing an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle. Why the firestick, chief? "Because in Arizona," he told The Arizona Republic, "we still have some freedoms."
You're right, pal -- and you make us all proud to be Americans. But let's be up front about why people like you carry guns like that: To scare the hell out of everyone.
Mission accomplished. We're officially spooked that you're out there.
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YOU ARE FREE TO GO
"You Are Free To Go" addresses people, places, songs, sayings and anything else with a tenuous contribution to our culture that is no longer necessary. Thanks, trucker hats, Melissa Rivers, and obsessive use of hand sanitizer -- You Are Free To Go. By contributing writers for The Onion.
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