For some reason, we always see IT guys forced to dress like this -- in matching cotton polo shirts with the name of the company embroidered over the left nipple. 
Yep, the Christmas decorations are out at Target. 
Rachel's, a Florida adult entertainment and steakhouse (guessing health inspectors have a field day there), is offering free flu shots between lap dances.
Yesterday Twitter followers of Levar Burton were outraged that he had penned on Op-Ed entitled "My Living Nightmare Of Encouraging Kids To Read Is Over" in the Onion.
His Star Trek followers likely knew the Onion is a satirical publication but Levar had to let the public television crowd know that he didn't actually author the article.
levarburton: Attention all un-believers THE ONION is satirical parody of news events and meant to be enjoyed as such! No I did not write it! Relax, OK?
The only revelation that might have been more devastating for these people is that Mark Russell cannot actually play the piano.
Raise your hand if you've seen an actual copy since the turn of the century. Even the dentist doesn't keep this around anymore.
All the cool kids are getting their swine flu shots. 
An elderly Chinese woman made this discovery: A snake born with a HAND. 
Welcome the Today Show's newest correspondent, Jenna Bush Hager. 
Get ready for more badly choregraphed wedding production numbers, where the bride and groom (who already have the spotlight) find more ways to say "Look at us!"
Meet The Artist Formerly Known as Andreas Jankov. 
With an initial print run of between 5 and 6.5 million copies there's no way you'll be able to walk into an airport, through a park or on a beach without tripping on The Lost Symbol.
Expect to see Tom Hanks rooting around a lot of underground tunnels in the movie.
Michael Jordan is universally revered as The Greatest Player Ever. So why, in his Hall of Fame induction speech, did he feel the need to take a barbed poke at: 
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It's bad enough to hear tales of sitting through four-hour drafts and white knuckle tirades about missed trade opportunities but this represents a new level of unsettling committment: fantasy football insurance.
You take out a policy on a player and if that player should fall to injury for the remainder of the season you get reimbursed the entry fee to the "league". Worse yet, it's becoming big business.
If you'd consider something like this, fine: but no more making fun of that guy carrying around a set of D&D dice in a Crown Royal bag.
1. If it wouldn't be allowed in a third-grade classroom, it's not allowed during a Presidential speech to Congress. 
Vampires, vampires, vampires - they're getting to be a bit much - what someone needs to do is take a good, hard, critical look at all the lore and see what adds up. What we need is a satire on the genre that doesn't pander...
Well, well - looky here, it seems someone has done just that. Maybe we'll let vampire thing hang around a little longer.
A manager in New Zealand was fired recently for reprimanding her employees with emails written in ALL CAPS. 
The number one stolen car in America? The 1994 Honda Accord. 
This could be the next exercise fad to come down the pike: "Punk Rope" - which basically is a lot like jumping rope until you see the kilted instructor and realize it's totally punk.
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