So, Junior, you want to be a Satan-worshipping bad ass. Here are a few wardrobe rules: * Your seven-faces-of-Death shirt should not be purchased in the Young Men's Department at Kohls.
* Said shirt should not come in an "athletic cut with plenty of room to move!"
* A tag-free neckline that promises all-day comfort will not put you in good standing with El Diablo.
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