Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Bad Ass 101

So, Junior, you want to be a Satan-worshipping bad ass. Here are a few wardrobe rules:

* Your seven-faces-of-Death shirt should not be purchased in the Young Men's Department at Kohls.

* Said shirt should not come in an "athletic cut with plenty of room to move!"

* A tag-free neckline that promises all-day comfort will not put you in good standing with El Diablo.

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