Tuesday, April 21, 2009

I Do Not Like Green Eggs and Crack

Amy Winehouse has announced the logical next step in her entertainment career:

Children's author.

FemaleFirst reports that Winehouse hopes to inspire tots with her literary offerings:

Be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bank
Whether you're strung out on meth or on crank
You’re assaulting Your Fans!
You cannot fail!
You're destroying hotel rooms!
You're singing in jail!

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