Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Bye, five

The high-five has served us well for generations -- a hip update on the old-fashioned handshake.

Slapping some skin seems sad now, for some reason. Young guys don't do it, and the old guys who do seem to be reaching for street cred well beyond their reach.

Enjoy your retirement, high five. You've earned a rest someplace in Arizona -- we hear there's a nice place next to the fist bump.

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