Isabella Rossellini's Sundance Channel show "Green Porno" tells you all you need to know about the sex life of bugs.
Admit it. You were curious.
We can't decide what disturbs us more: That aphids are getting more action than we are ... or our arousal at watching Isabella get busy with a praying mantis.
Do you know someone or something that needs an honorable discharge from popular culture? Let us know. If we use your suggestion, we'll send you an exclusive YAFTG executive stress ball. Fun at parties!
YOU ARE FREE TO GO
"You Are Free To Go" addresses people, places, songs, sayings and anything else with a tenuous contribution to our culture that is no longer necessary. Thanks, trucker hats, Melissa Rivers, and obsessive use of hand sanitizer -- You Are Free To Go. By contributing writers for The Onion.
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