The energy drink/weightloss scam in a convenient hybrid spray
We should have seen this one coming.
As soon as Oprah, Rachael Ray, et al started rocketing the acai berry into the fad diet/increased energy stratosphere, an acai berry spray couldn't be far off.
Do you know someone or something that needs an honorable discharge from popular culture? Let us know. If we use your suggestion, we'll send you an exclusive YAFTG executive stress ball. Fun at parties!
YOU ARE FREE TO GO
"You Are Free To Go" addresses people, places, songs, sayings and anything else with a tenuous contribution to our culture that is no longer necessary. Thanks, trucker hats, Melissa Rivers, and obsessive use of hand sanitizer -- You Are Free To Go. By contributing writers for The Onion.
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