We can only hope you'll end up like Jeremy Piven

Yes, we know that sushi's great and good for you and all of that but for reasons of our own we chose not to eat it.

But you, Mr. Everyone Must Eat Sushi, just won't won't stop pestering us to at least try it, which we've already done and arrived at the afforementioned conclusion.

Oh, and you're also the guy that won't eat a steak anything less than well done.