Ashton, you pixie!

What's to like best about the Nikon CoolPix S60?

Could it be the cranberry-aluminim finish that screams "fine photography"?

The ability to zoom in on bald heads with the touch of a finger?

Or the way Ashton Kutcher minces around dinner parties, torturing every sad sack divorcee in the joint?

We miss the Fotomat.