If it's been on television, it must be terrific!

TIMMY: Mother, may I purchase this Vidalia Chop Wizard?

MOTHER: I should say not. Why, it's made from shoddy materials and can't come close to delivering on its multitude of promises.

TIMMY: I disagree. The Vidalia Chop Wizard is a better way to chop vegetables, fruit, cheese and more -- As Seen On TV!

MOTHER: As Seen On TV? Well then, it must be good. We'll take two.

TIMMY (winks): Thanks, television!