Congratulations, Bristol Palin, on the birth of your son, Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston. Baby Tripp weighed in at seven pounds, four ounces -- mother and son are doing fine.
And now that baby is here, there's no reason to hear about you ever again.
Do you know someone or something that needs an honorable discharge from popular culture? Let us know. If we use your suggestion, we'll send you an exclusive YAFTG executive stress ball. Fun at parties!
YOU ARE FREE TO GO
"You Are Free To Go" addresses people, places, songs, sayings and anything else with a tenuous contribution to our culture that is no longer necessary. Thanks, trucker hats, Melissa Rivers, and obsessive use of hand sanitizer -- You Are Free To Go. By contributing writers for The Onion.
UPDATED MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY --Which is more than fair.
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