Zombies with whitened teeth

Teeth-whitening has turned scary smiles into far scarier smiles by making snaggled-tooth grins impossibly pearly.

And it's brought to you by the most ridiculous fake-blog advertisements on the web, with contrived comments like:

JulieHow long did it take to ship?
Sarah@Julie, not long at all. If I remember correctly, it was about a week for both products.

This might be the one place where we would advocate for celebrities to be placed above the rest of us.