Sunday, March 1, 2009

Don't Shoot Until You See The Whites Of Their Thighs

It's that time of year again -- the maples and birches grow green, hearts fill with the promise of new beginnings, and white guys start cutting the legs off their dungarees.

Complete the look with white athletic socks and t-shirt sleeves rolled up to reveal creamy porcelain biceps.

Bonus points if pockets dangle below the ragged cutoff line.

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