Friday, February 27, 2009

The Tears Of Mercury-Poisoned Clown


The Human Thermometer twice broke down into tears as he told fellow actors yesterday about the mercury poisoning he suffered during his "Speed-The-Plow" run. The sickness was so bad, bawled Piven, that he feared he might die.





Between heaving sobs, Piven cited the words of Barack Obama and Dr. Martin Luther King in defending his plight.

Someone see if Lloyd can stick a butt-plug in Ari.

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