What the f*ck?

Is there any euphemism more useless than inserting an asterisk into the middle of a naughty word?

Is there a third-grader alive who couldn't decipher Carlin's holy seven: sh*t, p*ss, f*ck, c*nt, c*cksucker, motherf*cker, and t*ts?

Quit apologizing and just fucking say it.