Friday, February 6, 2009

Careful: She May Have Slept With A Black Guy


Our good friends over at BroBible have done it again.









Just imagine, Bros, if this dream service did exist. You could discover:
  • If that skank you want to bang has skank disease
  • If that skank you want to bang has been banging other bros
  • If that skank you want to bang has been banging black guys
There's a paradox in Bro philosophy. The Bro Bible is devoted to helping Bros score with as many girls as possible, but the girls themselves shouldn't be sleeping around. ... But if girls aren't sleeping around, who can a Bro score with?

Probably best to do some bicep curls and not think about it.

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