My child is receiving an elementary school education
Sure, the people in traffic know you're the proud parent of an honor student. But how much of your day is spent in a car?
This honor student pen from Vinton Elementary lets everyone know where your kid stands (#1!), as well as where their kids fit in the pecking order (somewhere between #2 and #suck).
Do you know someone or something that needs an honorable discharge from popular culture? Let us know. If we use your suggestion, we'll send you an exclusive YAFTG executive stress ball. Fun at parties!
YOU ARE FREE TO GO
"You Are Free To Go" addresses people, places, songs, sayings and anything else with a tenuous contribution to our culture that is no longer necessary. Thanks, trucker hats, Melissa Rivers, and obsessive use of hand sanitizer -- You Are Free To Go. By contributing writers for The Onion.
UPDATED MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY --Which is more than fair.
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