America's beer web sites are doing their part to protect the Youth of America.
To ensure impressionable youngsters don't gain access to digital alcohol, a digital bouncer stands at the front door, asking -- nay, demanding -- that users prove their adulthood by typing in their born-on date.
Do you know someone or something that needs an honorable discharge from popular culture? Let us know. If we use your suggestion, we'll send you an exclusive YAFTG executive stress ball. Fun at parties!
YOU ARE FREE TO GO
"You Are Free To Go" addresses people, places, songs, sayings and anything else with a tenuous contribution to our culture that is no longer necessary. Thanks, trucker hats, Melissa Rivers, and obsessive use of hand sanitizer -- You Are Free To Go. By contributing writers for The Onion.
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