Mystery has no doubt helped countless virgins capture their first kiss, thanks to his VH1 series The Pick-Up Artist and The Pick-Up Artist 2. (We've got a great idea for a series title if they decide to do a third.)But even the most successful acts need to freshen up. Let's see if Mystery can meet girls without the use of the following:
* Johnny Depp's Willie Wonka hat. It's eye-catching. It's furry. But let's call a crutch a crutch. Besides, without the hat, the ladies can see his mascara better. * Kick-her-in-the teeth techniques. Although we've come to admire the sheer hutzpah of the "batter-her-self-esteem-until-Mystery-looks-like-her-best-chance-at-love" gambit.
* Wingmen. Anyone could meet girls if they had a Matador and a J-Dog along for the ride. It's time to take off the training wheels and ride like a big boy.
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