We've recently been overcome with the largest contingent of Sensitive Singer-Songwriters since the 1970s' barrage of England Dan and John Ford Coley, David Gates, and Micheal Martin Murphy.
Jason Mraz, Jack Johnson, and especially John Mayer, we politely ask that you return to the coffeehouse from whence you came and dispense your acoustic treacle to undergraduates who appreciate such things.
Do you know someone or something that needs an honorable discharge from popular culture? Let us know. If we use your suggestion, we'll send you an exclusive YAFTG executive stress ball. Fun at parties!
YOU ARE FREE TO GO
"You Are Free To Go" addresses people, places, songs, sayings and anything else with a tenuous contribution to our culture that is no longer necessary. Thanks, trucker hats, Melissa Rivers, and obsessive use of hand sanitizer -- You Are Free To Go. By contributing writers for The Onion.
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