Could We At Least Consider Making Use Of The Word “Douche” The Exclusive Province Of Howard Stern?

You have to agree this is only fair given that he arguably gave female-hygiene-as-insult its start in the mass media. Without Stern, Sarah Silverman, Patton Oswald, and 2/3 of the people that put stuff on FunnyOrDie.com might not have their semi-uncomfortable failsafe quite so handy.

And it was really only funny when Howard zinged Jackie the Joke Man and now Artie Lange sometimes. We think “Cunt” and any number of hilarious derivations has real legs for the right brave, edgy soul.