Say you're a high-level executive at a world-class pharmaceutical company. Profits are down, the Feds are turning up the steam, and you could really use some of the drugs that the lab guys are cooking up.
Slow down, VP of Global Research and Development! No need for high-priced drugs when you have the Executive Stress Ball.
A few gentle squeezes and all your executive troubles drift away. A handsome addition to any desk.
Do you know someone or something that needs an honorable discharge from popular culture? Let us know. If we use your suggestion, we'll send you an exclusive YAFTG executive stress ball. Fun at parties!
YOU ARE FREE TO GO
"You Are Free To Go" addresses people, places, songs, sayings and anything else with a tenuous contribution to our culture that is no longer necessary. Thanks, trucker hats, Melissa Rivers, and obsessive use of hand sanitizer -- You Are Free To Go. By contributing writers for The Onion.
UPDATED MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY --Which is more than fair.
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