How would you kids like to make thirty dollars?

The problem with young, hip Super Bowl acts is that they rut onstage like badgers in heat, licking lips and exposing nipples.

The problem with old, no longer popular Super Bowl acts is that they make the game itself seem old and out of touch.

(See "Collins, Phil")

The solution? Hire buxom young women (ideally the age of Tom Petty's grandchildren) to pretend the Heartbreakers are Fall Out Boy.

Does anyone buy it?