Party! Oh, and there's a game on

We appreciate the effort, Neighbor Lady Throwing the Super Bowl Party.  

But nothing says "I've never seen a football game in my life" like football-themed napkins, streamers, and centerpieces.  

If it would work at a 6-year-old's birthday party, it's probably not appropriate.

Thanks for the funny hat, but some Mexican bean dip and a bigscreen TV are all we need.