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If you visit a celebrity-owned restaurant and the food sucks - at a minimum you can walk away from the experience knowing you visited a celebrity-owned restaurant.

If you visit a restaurant endorsed by any one of the Food Network denizens, the food will definitely suck and at a minimum you’ll walk away from the experience knowing you visited a desperate restaurant not worthy of your business.

In which case there isn’t much hope for those places but there is hope for you.