We assumed the current financial mess would slow the tide of credit card solicitations we receive every day.
We, as usual, forgot the U.S. financial system is not predicated on logic.
Can Zoe in Accounting please tell Ian in Marketing to hold off on the irect-day ail-may until Citibank figures out what to do about all the efaults-day?
Do you know someone or something that needs an honorable discharge from popular culture? Let us know. If we use your suggestion, we'll send you an exclusive YAFTG executive stress ball. Fun at parties!
YOU ARE FREE TO GO
"You Are Free To Go" addresses people, places, songs, sayings and anything else with a tenuous contribution to our culture that is no longer necessary. Thanks, trucker hats, Melissa Rivers, and obsessive use of hand sanitizer -- You Are Free To Go. By contributing writers for The Onion.
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