Monday, November 3, 2008

Just When We Were About To Buy Another Bracelet

Lance Armstrong says he's not coming back to professional cycling to silence his critics. That must be why he hired anti-doping expert Dr. Don Catlin to personally test his blood/urine/other secretions to prove his cleanliness.

Because nothing says "unbiased source" like the guy you're paying to test you.

The two leaders on Armstrong's new team aren't exactly thrilled. And the Tour de France has certainly had its fill.

Hey, we like to piss off the French press as much as anyone. But we think it's time for Lance to hop on his bike with Kate Hudson, Sheryl Crow, or whoever he's dating this week and pedal off into the sunset.

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