A new frontier in the personal care product racket
There are definitely environments where hand sanitizer should be employed, hospitals obviously and laser tag places to name a couple.
But there's no way you're at risk for the mrsa virus walking down the street.
Yet, we're beginning to see so many people casually slathering it on that one has to wonder if it will soon rival the king of mindlessly-applied personal care products.
Do you know someone or something that needs an honorable discharge from popular culture? Let us know. If we use your suggestion, we'll send you an exclusive YAFTG executive stress ball. Fun at parties!
YOU ARE FREE TO GO
"You Are Free To Go" addresses people, places, songs, sayings and anything else with a tenuous contribution to our culture that is no longer necessary. Thanks, trucker hats, Melissa Rivers, and obsessive use of hand sanitizer -- You Are Free To Go. By contributing writers for The Onion.
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