Hey mister, you can't sleep here

You just had your first can of Drank, the "extreme relaxation beverage" named after a concoction of codeine syrup and soft drinks.

If you're still with us, know that Drank's key ingredients are: the hormone Melatonin, valerian root and rose hips, which are intended to help you "get your Drank on" - according the founder of the company.

Hopefully there's a Red Bull within arms reach when you come to.