"Monetize", which basically means: Try to get people to pay for something that has no business costing anything.
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Stuff bought at the grocery store labeled "hot" rarely is. Come over to my house for salsa and I'll give you fuckin hot.
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Stuff bought at the grocery store labeled "hot" rarely is. Come over to my house for salsa and I'll give you fuckin hot.
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"You Are Free To Go" addresses people, places, songs, sayings and anything else with a tenuous contribution to our culture that is no longer necessary. Thanks, trucker hats, Melissa Rivers, and obsessive use of hand sanitizer -- You Are Free To Go. By contributing writers for The Onion.
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