Let's waterboard Dennis Miller

Now we don't want to get off on a rant here, but remember when Dennis Miller was funny and not a right-wing scream-along intent on protecting his own income and social status?

Since Dennis doesn't believe waterboarding isn't torture, let's turn up the heat on terrorists with something that will really hurt -- like being strapped in a chair, Clockwork-Orange-style, and forced to watch Miller's excruciating stint on Monday Night Football.

You saw a gravy-train with the Fox News logo painted on the side and you jumped on, Dennis, conscience be damned. As punishment, you get to live out your days showering in the Fox gym next to the shriveled genitals of Bill O'Reilly.

Of course, that's just our opinion. We could be wrong.