Sunshine, days by the water, nights under the st ... OW! *slap* *slap* Where did they all come *slap* *slap* Get in the car, kids! *slap* slap* Get the damn spray! *slap* Where's the damn spray? *slap*
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YOU ARE FREE TO GO
"You Are Free To Go" addresses people, places, songs, sayings and anything else with a tenuous contribution to our culture that is no longer necessary. Thanks, trucker hats, Melissa Rivers, and obsessive use of hand sanitizer -- You Are Free To Go. By contributing writers for The Onion.
UPDATED MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY --Which is more than fair.
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