Monday, June 15, 2009

Dads vs. Grads Deathmatch 3000

Lazy marketers like to lump dads and grads into the same newspaper flyer.

First of all, they rhyme. Second, don't all recent college graduates want the same kinds of gifts as 47-year-old fathers of three?

Moms don't have to put up with this shit. Being a dad is sort of like having your birthday on Christmas -- other stuff going on means you're not going to get as much loot.

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