Somehow combining the worst of traditional Appalachian, African-American and Cherokee dance, clogging today is one noisy, clumsy-looking hybrid.
You'd think something this awful would have died out by now, but you can bet there will be one tie-dyed chick at the Dave Matthews concert stomping up a storm.
They wear special orthopedic shoes, so make sure your toes are clear.
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YOU ARE FREE TO GO
"You Are Free To Go" addresses people, places, songs, sayings and anything else with a tenuous contribution to our culture that is no longer necessary. Thanks, trucker hats, Melissa Rivers, and obsessive use of hand sanitizer -- You Are Free To Go. By contributing writers for The Onion.
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